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CAPTAIN BROCKLEY
"TODAY THE PERCH, TOMORROW THE WORLD!"
.tpaC yelkcorB, as Sea Team Leader and author of our Official Commando Motto, earns the honor of being named our first Commando of the Month.
We were fortunate to catch up with the Captain and ask him a few questions:
yelkcorB.....May I call you that?
SURE.
yelkcorB, how did you come to be called "yelkcorB"?
WELL, MY MOM CALLS ME "LIL-LIL-LIL PUFFKIN", AND MY DAD CALLS ME "HE'S GOIN' FOR MY TOES!" I THINK "YELKCORB" IS SOMEWHERE IN BETWEEN THOSE TWO.
This isn't your first home, is it?
NO. THIS IS MY FIFTH.
Fifth? That's a lot of travelling, even for a Commando!
YEAH. MY "POST EGG" HOME.... I WAS THERE FOR THREE YEARS. THEN I WAS GIVEN UP TO A RESCUE. HAD A COUPLE OF FOSTER HOMES, AND A COUPLE OF HOMES DIDN'T LIKE ME.
Wow, that's tough! Where do you live now?
I LIVE ON THE WEST COAST OF CANADA WITH MY MOM AND DAD, NINE OTHER BIRDS, AND ONE OLD CAT THAT FARTS.
Any plans of moving again?
NOPE. THESE ARE MY HOOMAN SLAVES NOW, AND THEY DO BASICALLY ANYTHING I WANT...EXCEPT GIVE THE STINKY CAT AWAY.
Okay. I'm going to give you some quick-answer questions now...one or two word answers, okay?
SURE.
Favorite Food?
FIGS.
Favorite Toy?
ROUND, SLIGHTLY FUZZY ORBS.
That's four words.
SORRY. BALLS.
Favorite Movie?
THE BOUNTY.
Mel Gibson Version?
YEAH...THAT ONE HAD LESS FRUIT IN IT.
Worst Food?
BROCCOLI.
Hmmm...that's ironic.
NO...I THINK IT'S CALCIUM.
Most annoying colour?
ORANGE.
Why orange?
WHY NOT ORANGE?
Girlfriend?
LT. SPINNER. (HI, SPINNER! <waving>)
Okay. Just a couple of more questions. You live with Prezident Kinney, illustrious leader of the Commandobirdies........
ILLUSTRIOUS? WHO WRITES YOUR QUESTIONS ANYWAY?
.....Is that difficult?
SOMETIMES, SURE. OKAY, QUITE FREQUENTLY. YES.
What do you think about being named the first ever Commando of the Month?
COMMANDO OF THE MONTH? I THOUGHT THIS INTERVIEW WAS FOR "PLAYBIRD" CENTERFOLD OF THE MONTH! GEEZ, I'D BETTER GO PUT MY FEATHERS BACK ON....
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THANK YOU, .TPAC YELKCORB!
(Return to 2005-2006 "Past" Commandos of the Month Page Here)
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