Fiddlesticks, will you tell us a little about yourself, please?
Sure! My name is Fiddlesticks, Corporal. Alias: StickMAAAAAN!
I was hatched in Nebraska and attended Basic Training at "Camp Commando Luke" - which naturally included advanced flight training.
And where do you live now?
I current live in a portion of the living room formerly known as Dad's Corner. I don't know the details but rumor has it there used to be a big chair or something in MY spot. Obviously it was only a place holder.
Are you the only Commando in residence?
Oh, no. My brother, General Doodlebug, lives in the castle right next to mine. Non-commandos in the household include a loony bird, Taco, who lives down the hall and some hairy cretin they call Callie. Oh yeah, we have two hooman slaves.
Do you have a job?
Of course! Breakfast Patrol. My jurisdiction includes the kitchen curtain rods. I oversee the outside birds at the feeders and make certain that I call Mom's attention to each and every one. Oh, and in the afternoons I feed the dog.
Any favorite hobbies?
Hollering. And eating.
Life goals?
Ridding the world of plastic water bottles.
Any fears?
Don't be silly. I'm a Commando. But I'd really appreciate it if Mom and Dad would rid their closets of all striped clothing.
Are you married?
Are you crazy?
Finally, how did you come to be Commando of the Month for August?
I'm still a little hazy on that one. What seemed like a good idea at the time apparently evolved into some huge scandal and now I find myself all alone on an island with a bunch of punchy hooman athletes. Somebirdie come and GET ME!!!!!
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THANK YOU, CORPORAL FIDDLESTICKS,
AUGUST'S COMMANDO OF THE MONTH!!
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